Lakers’ TOP Secret Pitch to LeBron for 2014

We got ahold of the Lakers’ plan to lure LeBron to LA next year….it worked for Dwight, right? lol….

“LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO WIN.”
— Kobe’s recruiting pitch to LeBron.

“Tell me which coach you want so we’ll know not to hire him.”
— Jim Buss’ recruiting pitch to LeBron.

“I’m here for you baby.”
— Jeanie Buss’ seductive pitch to LeBron

“I won’t be there for you baby, but I’m just a phone call away.”
— Phil Jackson’s half-hearted pitch to LeBron

“…”
— Mike D’Antoni just sits in the corner and says nothing.

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Lakers’ marketing pitch to LeBron – #Stray